Kyle Eschen is a hilariously dry eighteen-year-old magician. I like magic, but I especially like dry one-liners so I was drawn toward this young whippersnapper's act.
Here's his bio:
Kyle Eschen emerged from his mother eighteen years ago, covered in amniotic fluid. As the doctors slapped the boy around, they realized instantly that a charisma machine was born. Just minutes after birth, Kyle astounded the staff with his "cut and restored umbilical cord." The doctors soon grew tired of this, as he remained attached to his mother until the age of three. Although no longer connected, they are still close today.
Please check out his act when he was just sixteen-years-old: