Chuck Norris Saves the Fashion Industry

Finally, a pair of pants I can wear to the bar AND deliver roundhouse kicks to the face in while at that bar!

Here is the description verbatim: 

Developed for stunt fighting in the movies. These look and wear like regular western jeans but have hidden-gusset and stretch in the fabric so they won't bind your legs or rip out. Redesigned to give a better fit in the waist and thighs. Action Jeans are bootcut style and are left unhemmed to be tailored to your exact length.

My favourite part about the ad is at the bottom left where it says: "Schools: Send for wholesale information."

Chuck Norris Saves the Environment

I was absolutely stunned when I saw this .gif file. That's right, the human highlight reel that is Chuck Norris is single-handedly (literally) saving the forests from evil loggers.

We all know the man through the awesome Chuck Norris facts but did you know that the man is in reality 71 years old?! No wonder his own personal website looks like it was made in Geocities (if you don't know what I mean, click HERE to go to a site that will Geocities-ize any webpage).

One last thing, did you know that the Chuck Norris facts originated as Vin Diesel facts? Apparently no one believed Mr. Fast & Furious could be that awesome and so they never really captured the world's attention like Mr. Texas Ranger did (see the origin of Chuck Norris facts HERE).

Some awesome Walker Texas Ranger clips (courtesy of Conan O'Brien) after the break: